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Joke: The homeless man and the farmer

A homeless man comes up to a farmers house and knocks on the door, when the farmer answers, the homeless man asks "May i spend the night?" to which the farmer replies...

  • A homeless man comes up to a farmers house and knocks on the door, when the farmer answers, the homeless man asks "May i spend the night?" to which the farmer replies, "Sure, but you're going to have to sleep in the stable." So the homeless man agrees and sleeps in the stable with all the animals.

    In the morning the farmer comes in and asks "How did you sleep?" and the homeless man says "I slept good. And I talked to your animals too." the farmer says, "Really?"

    "Yes, I talked to the chickens," he responded, "and they said that you come in every morning at 4am to collect the eggs."

    "Wow," the farmer says, "That's right!"

    "I also talked to the cows," the homeless man continued, "And they told me every morning at 5am, you milk them"

    "That's amazing!" the farmer responds.

    "I also talked to the sheep, and they said-"

    "THOSE SHEEP ARE LIARS!!!!"

 

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