I had raised my torches and pitchforks before the end of the first sentence.

Respect.

Cheese and Wine.

Well, I have... special tastes one could say. They would definitely leave me alone. x3

To check my room door every 30 seconds to see if a relative isn't opening it (it happens only past midnight cough cough )

Got banned from a few RPG communities for denouncing mismanagement from the mods/Admins, pointing out favoritism and power-trippers, and highlighting toxic behaviours from said people over new entrants.

I also was "banned" (aka rejected) from a music conservatory for not following "orders" enough.

I was banned from a few DayZ servers too for playing the "good Samaritan", dropping weapons (with cheats ofc) to people being on by bandits in Elektro.

I also banned myself (yes you read that well) from a forum where I was a mod just to see if it was possible. Fun times.

Living the New York tourist life.

Usually from France, but I am in Miami at the moment.

Nobody's perfect. Everybody will fail something or somebody at some point, even the ones you thought exempt of it.

when you reach a 5-mile run in 40 minutes, you'll be a true alpha!

In order of time spent on them: Youtube, reddit/snapzu, fallout-equestria.com/chat, linkedin, fimfiction, outlook.com, 4chan, porn (all of it, all of them... yes those too. and those too too... I'm that wicked).

"Give me the market moves from the 500 biggest companies worldwide from now to when you teleported to me."

Twist: I'll put a side for the guy on an account so that he gets something out of the deal.

I can feel you pain. I had ordered a Peking Duck from my company's evening fast-food program (I was pulling 15h a day during my M&A internship). I woke up the day after with the taste of the duck in my mouth, like a big, peking-y tasting dick throating deep down my body...

I crawled to my job and didn't eat or move from my chair for those 15 hours. I was a statute and nobody bothered me that day. Sometimes I feel that, being a redhead, I was so pale that day that I had turned invisible.