McCain dying? Pshaw. McCain will never die, not so long as Al Qaeda rules a new caliphate in Syria, not so long as Ukrainian Nazis slake their thirst for Russian blood, and not so long as you don't ask too closely how he earned the nickname 'Wet Start Johnny' aboard the Forrestal. At least, not until Chuck Keating tells him to, and he's dead already.
McCain dying? Pshaw. McCain will never die, not so long as Al Qaeda rules a new caliphate in Syria, not so long as Ukrainian Nazis slake their thirst for Russian blood, and not so long as you don't ask too closely how he earned the nickname 'Wet Start Johnny' aboard the Forrestal. At least, not until Chuck Keating tells him to, and he's dead already.