I'm a moderator for a TF2 community and one of the admins there posted codes for here.

I'm going to save one for my brother if he wants it; otherwise I'm giving them away in the same manner.

Official Competitive Pokémon: NO F#CKING MINIMIZE CHANSEYS!!!! Seriously, you do that in comp you are a horrible person. Also, allow event legends in official tourneys.

Find out if they managed to turn off the aging gene and if they did, get that done and make millions of dollars as the person from the past.

Or, if I land in a post-apocalypse, start my own kingdom. After all, I have the advantage of being able to comfortably live what the contemporary folks would consider direly primitive.

Adult-size playplaces when

I also want to go back and do Disneyland

They fixed it again today. Darn.

Well, you can cure AIDS, you can cure Ebola, and you can cure Cancer and SARS, but there's one thing you can't cure: stupid. And that's assuming this is all true, which, being North Korea, it quite plainly is not.

It's amazing how much we focus on "the face" of anything and never really look at all the everyday stuff hiding behind it. Especially here. So much culture, heritage and history choked and buried underneath authoritarian and oppressive garbage. It's tragic, it really is.

We have two cats. The first, Ralphie, was born under a barn and given to us by a friend at 8 weeks. Rocky we picked up at a Pecto event.

We also have a dog named Suzie whom we got at a breeder. There were so many puppies that day, but she personally walked up to my Stepmom and chose her as her mama.

Dude, me too! Where from? I live east of Kent.

Think twice, speak once.

Yoshi won't ever leave you alone. (Fireballs? Yum!)

A couple of nights ago, I dreamt I was storming the Capitol from the Hunger Games and there were peacekeepers with machine guns everywhere. Luckily, I had noclip, godmode, and an overpowered infinite ammo dragon deagle that shot explosions at a super fast rate. It was like shooting fish in a barrel.

You can buy a McGangBang for only around $2.50. Yum

I used to be very cautious and nervous, even after I got my license. Then halfway through community college I became passive-aggressive, and now I'm a pizza driver so it flips between traffic aware and I-don't-give-a-fuck.

Princess Peach ran into that once while locked in a moon base. Maybe you two should have invisible sex.

The laws of physics dictate that said matter must be taken out of something you specifically have in mind; if nothing in mind, then yourself.