And to be honest I don't drink coffee for the boost, I drink it because it's delicious! But I'm no competitive cyclist. Diluted coke does sound vile. But do you want to know what's really gross? If you're a serious cyclist on a long race, the diuretic effect of caffeine might not be enough to warrant a stop. I won't go into detail on that, but I gather the trick to it is in twisting your hips away from your bike slightly...
Seriously though, you keep my secret about the French press sludge, and I promise never to mention this terrible cyclist secret to anyone ever! shudders
Yes. Yes it is. But I won't hold it against you.
And to be honest I don't drink coffee for the boost, I drink it because it's delicious! But I'm no competitive cyclist. Diluted coke does sound vile. But do you want to know what's really gross? If you're a serious cyclist on a long race, the diuretic effect of caffeine might not be enough to warrant a stop. I won't go into detail on that, but I gather the trick to it is in twisting your hips away from your bike slightly...
But, um, yeah, cold brewed coffee is great.
lalalala, I can't hear you...
Seriously though, you keep my secret about the French press sludge, and I promise never to mention this terrible cyclist secret to anyone ever! shudders