Dear U.S., get ready to experience the Mike Pence rash

You wake up one morning with a rash on your leg. You worry about that rash. It makes you uncomfortable. People look at it in disgust. And each time you think it’s getting better, it just gets worse. And one day the rash on your leg is gone. Great, you think. Then you realize that, while it’s vanished from that leg, it’s spread to every other part of your body… By Jon Webb.

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