I like it. Creative.

But these days EA doesn't seem to be that bad. The current CEO seems decent enough. I believe Ubisoft is currently the one to be wary of.

Now if only they weren't so damn far away...

Well, with bottled water, I'd say you are paying for the convenience and the plastic bottle it comes in, not the water itself. I often buy a bottle of water, then regularly refill it at the tap and use it for awhile until it gets gross.

Oh, I have! Thankfully it's only needed for fun now, not pain relief. And the toothbrush is solely for my teeth.

That pain killer thing is no joke. As a teenager I used to get seriously bad period cramps where no amount of pills would get rid of the agony. I would just cry and masturbate until the pain went away. My electric toothbrush did more for me then ibuprofen did.

Due to working as a barista I've recently developed a caffeine addiction. I'm allowed to make myself the best damn coffee in the world and sip on it throughout my shifts, no charge. This means that on my days off I feel hungover until I get my precious coffee. And I don't get free coffee when I'm not working. I probably spend over $10 a day on the stuff. God help me.

I don't drink that Starbucks crap though.

I am Australian. At 19 years old, I earn $16.40 an hour (minimum wage) working at McDonald's. That rate will keep going up until I hit 21. The fact that adult Americans can't even get that... well it sounds unbelievable. How do you live on that? Of course, cost of living is expensive in Australia, but it's expensive in American cities like San Francisco too.

How can this CEO even comment on this and not realise how out-of-touch he sounds?