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  • stitches
    +5

    I believed a lot of things people told me....

    1. My Uncle Bill had a mouse living in his beard.
    2. My Granda's name was Christopher John James Barnett Bay Gray (I believed this right up until is funeral 20 years ago).
    3. That empty shotgun shells were fairy gold. My Granda used to tell me that and I stored them in a tin thinking they'd make me rich.

    • idlethreat
      +4

      That must have been one hell of a beard.