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  • idlethreat
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    Oh, man. Overactive imagination time

    - All pregnant women gave birth on the same day every year. This is the only logical explanation I had for Labor Day.

    - Black people could rub their black off on you. That's why their hands were a lighter color since they're rubbing the black off and it hasn't replenished yet

    - it's pronounced OFF ICE. [was a little kid in the shopping cart asking my mom what OFF ICE meant on the sign above a door at the grocery store. She clued me in what it really said]

    I'm sure i'll remember more as the day goes on.