Text Post: I can't sleep with my arm hanging off the bed because I'm afraid something will grab it from under the bed -- what are you still afraid of that you shouldn't be? posted by desertjedi85
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  • pseudopsynic
    +8

    At a distance I'm cool.

    But as soon as one crawls on me I shriek like a little girl. Oh, and let's not forget the wild arm flailing as I'm running away... on second thought, yes. Let's do forget that.

    • worthlessgalaxy
      +4

      I have to pretend to be cool with handling insects in the house. They aren't that bad buy I would prefer that I didn't have to mess with them.

      • pseudopsynic
        +4

        Unfortunately, I'm the bug killer in the house. My wife and 2 boys are even worse than I am...

        So I have to deal with the bastards while they laugh at me. My family's cruel.

      • fanficmistress
        +2

        So does that mean you are the one to deal with them?

    • Gozzin
      +3

      I'm not afraid of insects, but if anything small crawls on me,I slap it without thinking or looking . Once I slapped a harmless lizard that had plopped on my arm..It was not hurt,but I sure felt guilty.

    • fanficmistress
      +3

      I am actually ok unless the insect is above me. Then I will be running and shrieking as far away as I can.