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  • drunkenninja
    +11

    I still have an irrational fear of insects, I don't think I'll ever get over it.

    • pseudopsynic
      +8

      At a distance I'm cool.

      But as soon as one crawls on me I shriek like a little girl. Oh, and let's not forget the wild arm flailing as I'm running away... on second thought, yes. Let's do forget that.

      • worthlessgalaxy
        +4

        I have to pretend to be cool with handling insects in the house. They aren't that bad buy I would prefer that I didn't have to mess with them.

        • pseudopsynic
          +4

          Unfortunately, I'm the bug killer in the house. My wife and 2 boys are even worse than I am...

          So I have to deal with the bastards while they laugh at me. My family's cruel.

        • fanficmistress
          +2

          So does that mean you are the one to deal with them?

      • Gozzin
        +3

        I'm not afraid of insects, but if anything small crawls on me,I slap it without thinking or looking . Once I slapped a harmless lizard that had plopped on my arm..It was not hurt,but I sure felt guilty.

      • fanficmistress
        +3

        I am actually ok unless the insect is above me. Then I will be running and shrieking as far away as I can.

    • desertjedi85
      +6

      Same here, especially the tiny ones.

    • Xeno
      +3

      The way I start sweating when I see a bug in my house. It's awful.

      • desertjedi85
        +3

        Have you tried turning the AC up?

        • ColonBowel
          +2

          This is a good suggestion because it cools the air down.