Great. We finally we have the smoking gun. What’s it going to be? Let’s see… CBS News can now report that the Washington Post is finally able to reveal that the CIA reported to last year to President Obama that someone “deep inside the Russian government” said Putin said something something, oooh, chains rattle, moooan, “implants” in Russian networks, scared cat meows in the distance, groan, spy this spy that, smoke ‘em, hokum, bunkum, and Sim Salabim, Bob’s your uncle, creaking door sound effect.

There. That should settle RussiaGhaziPalooza once and for all. Can we talk about the work requirement the Republican Senate’s putting on Medicare benefits now?