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Missing Teen’s Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates
The Onion
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Deep State agent amused and annoyed by your conspiracy theories
An agent of the deep state working undercover with the NSA has expressed mixed feelings toward the conspiracy theories you post online.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
In the hours following a violent rampage in Florida in which a lone attacker killed 17 individuals and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Indiana resident Harold Turner...
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“Phew, I Thought This Was About The War Crimes” Says Relieved Netanyahu
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is said to be 'breathing a massive sigh of relief' after realising that he was being investigated for charges of suspected corruption and bribery, instead of war crimes... [Rimshot]
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Man Prefers Comic Books That Don’t Insert Politics Into Stories About Government-Engineered Agents Of War
Local man Jeremy Land reportedly voiced his preference... [Satire]
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The New Face of the NRA
CollegeHumor
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Swish Swish
Katy Perry ft. Nicki Minaj
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EA Shuts Down Battlefield-Playing AI After It Starts Complaining About DLC
Electronic Arts’ GDC debut of a ground-breaking distributed AI capable of playing Battlefield was ruined last week, after the AI alt-tabbed out of the game, logged onto the official Battlefield forums, and began complaining about over-priced DLC. Engineer’s from EA’s “Search For Extraordinary Experiences Division”, or SEED, rushed over to the demonstration hardware and began ripping out power cords in a desperate attempt to slow the machine down, but Point & Clickbait understands that the AI was able to deploy no less than half-a-dozen racially-charged slurs at the development team in under three seconds.
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Fuming Rachel Maddow Spends Entire Show Just Pointing Wildly At Picture Of Putin
At press time, MSNBC sources confirmed that Maddow’s ratings had reached an all-time high. [Satire]
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The Ultimate Infinity War
Nerdist Remix
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Lifefaker.com makes faking perfection easy
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Peace in Korea
Pie looks at the horrendous human rights abuses by everyones favourite dictator.
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Idiocracy (2006) [Trailer]
Mike Judge
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MLB Bans Cruel Practice Of Castrating Mascots
NEW YORK—Saying that the “antiquated and barbaric procedure” has no place in modern baseball, MLB commissioner Rob Manfred announced Monday that the league was banning the brutal practice of castrating mascots. “Despite being a long accepted practice among team owners, the MLB executive board has determined that it is unethical and dangerous to perform the invasive act of removing a mascot’s genitals,” said Manfred, responding to public outcry over what many consider to be a cruel surgery, which teams claim makes mascots docile, easy to train, and prevents them from attacking fans.
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George R.R. Martin Promises Fans ‘The Winds Of Winter’ Is Nearly Started
Stoking readers’ anticipation about the long-awaited Game Of Thrones sequel, best-selling author George R.R. Martin promised fans Thursday that his upcoming novel The Winds Of Winter was nearly started. “I wanted to let everyone know that I’m sitting at my desk with a nice cup of tea, I’ve got a Word document open, and I’m just about ready to go,” Martin wrote in a blog post on his website, assuring readers that as soon as he cleared off his desk and threw a load of laundry into the dryer, he could pretty much begin.
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The Onion’s Brutal Israel Commentary Goes Beyond Satire
The country's leading humor publication has taken a stance on the Israel-Palestine conflict in a way that most "real" newspapers haven't.
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Sixth in line to meaningless figurehead role marries fourth lead in middling legal dramedy
WINDSOR, UK – In an elaborate and lavish spectacle watched by millions around the world today, an irrelevant member of an obsolete class system wedded a heretofore little-known cast member of the USA network’s Wednesday night lineup. “Everything was just so wondrous and inspiring!” exclaimed Sheila Dunphries of North Bay, Ontario who both never has …
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India’s High Court upholds cartoonists’ right to ridicule
It isn’t easy being a political cartoonist or satirist in India. They incur the wrath of politicians, are subjected to vicious trolling on social media and in some cases, even face arrest on charges of sedition, leading to prolonged, expensive lawsuits. A recent ruling by the Madras High Court, however, stands out as a beacon of hope for those who revel in lampooning.
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Jeff Bezos Announces Customers Can Delete All Of Alexa’s Stored Audio By Rappelling Into Amazon HQ, Navigating Laser Field, Uploading Nanovirus To Servers
Responding to news of the digital assistant recording users’ conversations without their knowledge, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos assured critics Tuesday that Alexa’s stored audio can be deleted by simply rappelling into company headquarters, maneuvering through an intricate laser field, and destroying every server with a nanovirus. “We take privacy concerns seriously, and I want our valued customers to know they can erase all the information their Amazon Echo has gathered just by...
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Trump's week at the G7 and Singapore.
Trump embraces Russia and North Korea whilst shitting on his allies.
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