Medical terms explained in plain English
Artery:
The study of paintings
Bacteria:
Back door to cafeteria
Barium:
What doctors do when patients die
Benign:
What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section:
A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan:
Searching for Kitty
Cauterize:
Made eye contact with her
Colic:
A sheep dog
Coma:
A little mark in a sentence
Dilate:
To live long
Enema:
Not a friend
Fester:
Quicker than someone else
Fibula:
A small lie
Impotent:
Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain:
Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff:
A Doctor's cane
Morbid:
A higher offer
Nitrates:
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node: I knew it
Outpatient:
A person who has fainted
Pelvis:
Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative:
A letter carrier
Recovery Room:
Place to do upholstery
Rectum:
Nearly killed him
Secretion:
Hiding something
Seizure:
Roman Emperor
Tablet:
A small table
Terminal Illness:
Getting sick at the airport
Tumor:
One plus one more
Urine:
Opposite of you're out
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