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Medical terms explained in plain English

Artery:
The study of paintings

Bacteria:
Back door to cafeteria

Barium:
What doctors do when patients die

Benign:
What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section:
A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan:
Searching for Kitty

Cauterize:
Made eye contact with her

Colic:
A sheep dog

Coma:
A little mark in a sentence

Dilate:
To live long

Enema:
Not a friend

Fester:
Quicker than someone else

Fibula:
A small lie

Impotent:
Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain:
Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff:
A Doctor's cane

Morbid:
A higher offer

Nitrates:
Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days

Node: I knew it

Outpatient:
A person who has fainted

Pelvis:
Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative:
A letter carrier

Recovery Room:
Place to do upholstery

Rectum:
Nearly killed him

Secretion:
Hiding something

Seizure:
Roman Emperor

Tablet:
A small table

Terminal Illness:
Getting sick at the airport

Tumor:
One plus one more

Urine:
Opposite of you're out

6 years ago by Appaloosa with 1 comments

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