The long road ahead.

A young man excitedly tells his mother that he’s fallen in love and is going to get married.

He says, “Just for fun, Mom, I’m going to bring over three women and you try to guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three lovely women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat with his mother for a while.

He then says, “OK, guess which one I’m going to marry.”

The mother immediately replies, “The one in the middle.”

“That’s amazing, Mom. You’re right. How did you know?”

His mother replies, “I don’t like her.”