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Introspection

An older man went for his annual check up. Results looked good, but something was bothering him and he had to ask his Doc.

"Doc, it's about my wife, I think she is losing her hearing, but I think it's hard for her to admit. She won't get a hearing test and I just don't know what to do, any advice?"

"Well, these things are difficult. I have a simple test you can do right at home. When she's in another room ask her a question in a normal voice. If no response start to get closer and ask the same question again and do it till she hears you. Then you can explain the process and see if she'll consider to come in for a test."

" That's great Doc, thanks so much and I'll give it a try tonight!"

When he gets home he sees his wife is busy cooking in the kitchen, perfect. He sits down in his favorite chair, not too far from the kitchen entrance and asks in a normal voice, "Dear, what's for dinner?" He waits a bit, doesn't get a response. Hmmm, not good. He gets up and goes to the entrance of the kitchen and asks again, "Dear, what's for dinner?" Pretty close to her, but still no response. He get's up right behind her and asks again. "Dear, what's for dinner?"

His wife spins around, "Meatloaf! I told you three times you deaf fuck!!"

1 year ago by Appaloosa with 1 comments

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