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A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that’s the last thing I need.
Archaeology is really a career in ruins
A friend claims his dog can retrieve a stick from 5 miles away. Sounds a bit farfetched to me.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.
The rotation of the earth really makes my day
I thought about going on an all almond diet – but that’s just nuts.
6 years ago by Appaloosa
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