On getting older by Will Rogers

• Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

• The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

• Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.

• When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

• You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

• I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

• One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.

• One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

• Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

• And, finally ~If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.