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A dog's tale

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana

and he sees a sign in front of a broken down

shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the

bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in

the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice

looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a

dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that

I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help

the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country

to country, sitting in rooms with spies and

world leaders, because no one figured a dog

would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight

years running...But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I

wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.

I signed up for a job at the airport to do some

undercover security, wandering near suspicious

characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible

dealings and was awarded a batch of

medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies,

and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the

dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you

selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a Bullshitter . He's never been

out of the yard'

8 months ago by Appaloosa

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