Marrying into the right family.

A man suffered a heart attack while shopping in a store. The store manager

​​called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had

​ emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find

himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital .

A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms,

and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?" she asked. He replied in a weak raspy voice,

"No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank."

Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the

​ irritated nun. He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are

​ married to God." The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."