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Speak like an adult!

A group of five-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! “You need to use ‘Big People’ words,” she was always reminding them.

“Alex what did you do over the weekend?” “I went to visit my Nana." “No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use ‘Big People’ words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done “I took a ride on a choo-choo.” “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use ‘Big People’ words,” she said.

She then asked little Johnny what he had done. “I read a book,” he replied. “That’s WONDERFUL!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?” Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, “Winnie the SHIT.”

 

1 month ago by Appaloosa

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