This has a happy ending, though.

As the month of January approaches every Punjabi starts preparing for the festival of Lohri. Lohri festival is celebrated with lots joy, happiness and enthusiasm in Punjab, Haryana, Delhi, Himachal Pradesh and Jammu. This festival give an opportunity to every community member to gather together and enjoy the event at fullest spirit. This Lohri you can buy wide varieties of lohri gifts online like sweets, gift hampers, chikki, dry fruits.

Here are some last-minute gift ideas to suit even the most discriminating individuals on your list. For the female scorpionfly: an extremely large, glittering, nutrient-laced ball of spit, equivalent to 5 percent to 10 percent of a male fly’s body mass. Gentlemen: Too worn down by the holidays to cough up such an expensive package? Try giving her a dead insect instead. You can always steal it back later.

Here’s hoping our inventive take on the “12 Days of Christmas” will help you find the perfect present for the many, many people on your own list.