You know that moment of knowing the answers, but you can't say anything because it goes right against the common idea or opinion? Well, that is my position. Right now.

I am a spitter. One who hurls up the slimey contents of the sinuses, rolls it through the mouth and carefully spits it into a sewage pit or the gutter. I know, it doesn't make any friends and is socially not accepted, but think about it for a second. No genitals are exposed to the public, it's not the type of excrement that smells and it is a less dirty way of getting rid of those pesky bacteria and their garbage. Sure, swallowing does the trick, too. And during social gatherings, inside a building or while walking with the girlfriend, it is just that what happens.

So, am I a hard rugged, cowboy-like, anti-social spitting everywhere I possibly can? Nope. But once in a while I am. For the relief. Because I can.

Because they are gross. Its usually all the young punks too.

Presumably it's because they are too squeamish to swallow gunky sputum. If I ruled the world I would make them lick it up.

Any spitters care to let us know why? I think it's like littering, but with your own bodily fluids.