Fuck Jeff Bezos.

He got lucky developing a company at the perfect time - right when most of his competition fell apart due to the first tech financial bubble and at the exact moment the technology allowed this to get made - and somehow bungled his way in to forming a near monopoly in ordering junk.

He's not a revolutionary genius. He's a petty little man who can't seem to wrap his head around the fact that his company is a goddamn shipping company and has to take his fragile ego out on 50,000 people by unnecessarily pushing them to the limit.

No Jeff, I don't want another fucking phone and I don't give a shit what C-level garbage you call "television" you have available to stream. I also don't care if my package takes an extra day to get here if it means you won't treat your employees like garbage.

I really hope his employees revolt soon. They can turn Amazon in to the only thing it's good for which is basically shipping whatever dumb crap you want on the internet with speedy delivery. Oh, and they can place Jeff's head on a pike outside the lobby to remind everyone else what happens when you run your company like a petty douchebag.