Oh god why do these headphones have a touchscreen on the side
No, you can't see it while you're wearing them. Yes, it looks really dumb. But how many headphones let you ask Amazon's Alexa voice assistant to play your favorite song? How many can measure your heart rate, and adjust your tunes accordingly? Or play music from Spotify or SoundCloud over a built-in cellular connection? Or offer 16GB of on-board storage, so you don't need to carry your phone to have your MP3s and FLACs? And how many gimmicky headphones actually sound good?