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[Satire] El Chapo Puts $100 Million Bounty For Donald Trump Dead Or Alive!
Mexican lord Joaquín Guzmán is offering a $100 million bounty for anyone who can bring him Donald Trump, dead or alive. Known as El Chapo (The Shorty) because of his small stature, is infamous for his multiple prison breaks and involvement in the Mexican cartel.
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Has the world actually lost it's mind? I feel like I'm watching a Mexican soap opera...First that fucking Honda commercial with the Weezer song and now this...I- I just can't.
Not just a Mexican soap opera. Anything involving Trump feels like he forgot he's not an a reality TV show anymore.
The article offers absolutly no sources for these claims.
"According to informants close to El Chapo, the drug lord was offended and furious with Donald Trump’s racists allegations and plans of a Great Wall dividing the United States and Mexico. The bounty was set weeks prior to El Chapo’s escape with the help of other members of the Mexican cartel. According to fellow inmates, El Chapo was very vocal about his disdain for Trump, citing that El Chapo often spoke about murdering Trump and found pleasure in masterminding an assassination."
Umhh...what? If this were true wouldn't an official announcement me made through cartel channels, instead of some random no name sources?
Also El Chapo only has a networth of 1B. 100M would be equal to 10% of his wealth on a meaningless target.
People should probably read the article before believing the title. As it turns out all the articles in the site are fake.
Looks like a fake article?
After researcher of the site, it is indeed fake. As is the whole website. Should be removed for spreading false information. Or at least a [Satire] tag. Don't know how this got upvoted.
Yeah the TMZ name threw me right off. I agree about a Satire tag.
I can't imagine Trump as a martyr...sorta scary.
lol okay I'll bite. Why does this clown want that other clown? Did Trump put out a bounty on El Chamwow or something? There's no reason I can think of where a Mexican drug lord would want Donald Trump, other than Trump is paying him for the publicity (or maybe El Champlin wanting to learn to declare bankruptcy and double his money).
Respect an image is very important when leading a drug cartel. Trump disrespected him and attacked his image.
Trump made some racist comments about mexicans.
I'm going to start calling him "Chamwow" from now on.
For some reason I got this image of Trump being taken to El Chapo, and in front of a elite marksman unit.
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El Chapo says "Guess you could say he was..."
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"Fired"
(⌐■_■) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH