Song Lyrics (by Matthew Hess):

Mmmm ooohhhh
While you're out saving boys from the knife
I can't help feeling lonely in my life
I know it's a calling that must be answered
They're not the only ones who need to be pampered

I get relief knowing you put cutters away
But a girl still needs time for foreplay
When the doc and mohel are behind bars
Let me help you forget about those scars

Foreskin Man, I need your lovin' tonight
It's the only thing that makes me feel right
Foreskin Man, I want that slip and slide
Won't you please come glide inside?

Foreskin Man, I miss your gentle caress
My body cries for you, I do confess
Foreskin Man, visit my balcony
Being gone this long is a felony

I'll cheer for you on tonight's news
When they talk about your latest rescues
And while my heart aches for a rendezvous
I trust you'll return when my time is due