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  • Appaloosa (edited 7 years ago)
    +6

    Living in the Philippines in 1989-90. Very tumultuous times, coup attempt in Dec 89', guns everywhere, anti-American sentiment, kidnapping...a very scary place at the time.

    I said yes once when my wife asked if the pants she had on made her look fat.

    • drunkenninja
      +3

      I've made the same mistake once... never again. NEVER AGAIN.

    • RoamingGnome
      +3

      The correct answer is- "No, your fat makes you look fat."

      • drunkenninja
        +4

        One day you will understand :D

        • RoamingGnome (edited 7 years ago)
          +4

          Oh, I didn't say I would actually articulate the correct answer, I was just pointing what it is. I'm on the cusp of 28 years of wedded bliss. You think that was an accident? I've learned a thing or two. I'm just trying to find the sucker in the room.