I..... I tried to jump over a baby gate at the bottom of the stairs because I was in a rush to get to the bus when I was about 17. Instead I mis-judged it and the top of the gate ripped half the skin off of the front of my left shin.
My story is pretty damn un-cool.
I'm not sure what fake heroic war story I will tell the future grandchildren yet.
I..... I tried to jump over a baby gate at the bottom of the stairs because I was in a rush to get to the bus when I was about 17. Instead I mis-judged it and the top of the gate ripped half the skin off of the front of my left shin.
My story is pretty damn un-cool.
I'm not sure what fake heroic war story I will tell the future grandchildren yet.