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  • PushPull
    +2

    Was the duck on fire?

    • picklefingers
      +3

      Any answer would just raise more questions.

    • Qukatt
      +2

      I was making crispy duck in the oven and since my oven at the time heated unevenly I went to take out the tray and turn it around but for some reason i took the tray out completely and i dunno, i was doing something and the whole tray and duck sort of spun around in my hand and the duck hit my other elbow and seared a chunk of my skin. hurt like balls.

      so i had a burned elbow and this scar where the tray also was pressed against my arm. what a circus that was.

      My ex though had a worse one; he was frying something in a pan and the pan slipped off the front of the cooker and instead of jumping back away from all the cooking oil and hot metal he went and caught the thing. Not by the handle either but by the actual pan. Then had to drop it on his foot cause it obviously friggan hurt to hold. Numpty.