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  • idlethreat
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    Found a stapler in the junk drawer that I thought I lost. Went to press down on it to see if it had any staples in it. Nothing came out.

    Opened it up wide, took with both hands, and gave it a good hard squeeze, just in case a staple was hung up...

    Discovered that it did have staples after one went into my thumb.

    So, yeah. What made it worse was having to go to the emergency room with the wife for a tetanus shot. Her and the nurse had a nice giggle. Nurse re-rwapped my thumb.