Text Post: I can't sleep with my arm hanging off the bed because I'm afraid something will grab it from under the bed -- what are you still afraid of that you shouldn't be? posted by desertjedi85
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  • aj0690
    +8

    To this day I can't take a dump at night with the lights off without worrying about candyman.

    • cailihphiliac
      +1

      I thought he only appears if you say his name three times.

      If you're pooping in the dark, how do you know if you're done wiping? And if there's enough toilet paper?