Cindy Lou Who, alas, I am not. Would you be the Grinch? If so, I'm distraught, these rhymes make me cringe.
Well, you are better at it than me and I've gotta pee. So, c'est la vie!
Be that as it may, we are all equal. Be free, pee away! There'll be a sequel.
I'm back from my tinkle, I think I found a new wrinkle. I can't think of a rhyme for 'sequel' so I'll drink a glass of water and offer up a peequel.
Just water, not beer? At least there's no qualm. In turn I'll volunteer, to flash you my bum.
Alas, alcohol I do not drink, but I'll fire up a joint, it helps me think.
. Do you like to smoke a joint? Do you like to light the doob? Do you eat the hippie lettuce? Do you like to blow the tube?
Would you share it with a friend? Would you pass it in my hand? Would you shotgun in my face? Would you join me'n outer space?
Rip a gig Smoke a bowl Blow some trees Burn the coal
It's been called so many names Tis just music to my ear Now let's end the fun and games Pass that doobie over here!
May I say this thread has gone, Off the rails, over our heads. Could go on like this till' dawn, But ya'll think we're off our meds.
One more thing I have to say, Just before I end the day. If my boss were to come asking, "How much work did you get done?" My reply would leave him gasping: "Ugh, well, you know...close to none."
Nice. You win.
We both win. Also, procrastination wins :)
Cindy Lou Who, alas, I am not. Would you be the Grinch? If so, I'm distraught, these rhymes make me cringe.
Well, you are better at it than me and I've gotta pee. So, c'est la vie!
Be that as it may, we are all equal. Be free, pee away! There'll be a sequel.
I'm back from my tinkle, I think I found a new wrinkle. I can't think of a rhyme for 'sequel' so I'll drink a glass of water and offer up a peequel.
Just water, not beer? At least there's no qualm. In turn I'll volunteer, to flash you my bum.
Alas, alcohol I do not drink, but I'll fire up a joint, it helps me think.
.
Do you like to smoke a joint?
Do you like to light the doob?
Do you eat the hippie lettuce?
Do you like to blow the tube?
Would you share it with a friend?
Would you pass it in my hand?
Would you shotgun in my face?
Would you join me'n outer space?
Rip a gig
Smoke a bowl
Blow some trees
Burn the coal
It's been called so many names
Tis just music to my ear
Now let's end the fun and games
Pass that doobie over here!
May I say this thread has gone, Off the rails, over our heads. Could go on like this till' dawn, But ya'll think we're off our meds.
One more thing I have to say, Just before I end the day. If my boss were to come asking, "How much work did you get done?" My reply would leave him gasping: "Ugh, well, you know...close to none."
Nice. You win.
We both win. Also, procrastination wins :)