So on the basis of an unattributed, evidence-free, non-sequitur guilt-by-association claim, you demand we accept one particular conspiracy theory you want so very badly to believe? Can't argue with iron-clad logic like that. Couldn't even name a Russian? Pfft.

Reminds me of a friend I tried to stop from driving while wasted. "Why would there be the color pink if I was too drunk to drive?" he asked. So of course there was no choice but to let him drive off.

If you're that desperate for a theory to be true, shouldn't you be even more cautious around establishing whether it is? Or not.