1) Here I sit so lonely-hearted
* Tried to shit, but only farted
* Left the stall and took a chance
* Tried to fart, but shit my pants
2) Above a urinal: The joke's not up here. It's in your hands.
1) Here I sit so lonely-hearted
* Tried to shit, but only farted
* Left the stall and took a chance
* Tried to fart, but shit my pants
2) Above a urinal: The joke's not up here. It's in your hands.