• sashinator
    +3

    Study conducted by Ben & Jerry's Institute Of Glucose Research.

    Yeah I'm pretty sure you'd find that consuming nicotine, caffeine, cocaine etc first thing in the morning "improves a person's alertness and mental performance". Especially for habitual users.

    • Appaloosa
      +3

      Everything's better with ice cream!

      • Entrepreneur
        +3

        Yeah, even though when you know the ingredients... :((