What do scientists say when they go to the bar?

Climate change scientists say: "Where's the ice?"

Seismologists might ask for their drinks to be "shaken and not stirred."

Microbiologists request just a small one.

Neuroscientists ask for their drinks "to be spiked."

Scientists studying the defective gubernaculum say: "Put mine in a highball."

Social scientists say: "I'd like something soft."

When paying at the bar, geneticists say: "I think I have some change in my jeans."

And at the end of the evening a shy benzene biochemist might say to his companion: "Please give me a ring."

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