1. All are welcome here at the tribe of Team Snapper. This is a place for the enlightened masses to discuss the finer points of semantics and philosophy over the simple seven characters which form our name. Be kind to all.
2. If you are here to tell us we're wrong, although we disagree and feel sorry for you, it is still right that we welcome you as we are all family regardless of our ability to admit the truth. Whilst we recognize your right to be incorrect, we also reserve the right to ask you to prefix any posts you make with [DISSENT] so as to clearly mark the nature of your post.

More rules may be added as we go along, but upon these principles we shall build our church.