I Paid This Company $30 to Break Up with My Girlfriend

I broke up with my girlfriend of five years today, and I didn't even have to talk to her. No call, email, or text. Not even a goodbye wave emoji. Instead, I paid a new service called The Breakup Shop $30 to do it for me. The company will end a relationship for you in a number of methods for varying prices.

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