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Sensible answers

"When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation
members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband,
A fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful
Teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!"

3 months ago by Appaloosa with 7 comments

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  • AdelleChattre
    +4

    Al's clever plan sounds more like a writing prompt than a resurrection. Like he didn't want to get in the way of whatever horrific, ironic twist one could imagine unfolding in that coffin.

    • Appaloosa
      +2

      Al's hidden Lasarus message.

      • Appaloosa
        +2

        And you think too much, funny is no longer tolerated?

        • AdelleChattre
          +1

          Okay, maybe what's going on in there isn't all that likely to be laugh-out-loud funny, but the setup is in place.

  • Appaloosa (edited 3 months ago)
    +2

    So Ya'll Know. I know what death looks like in a coffin. I used to watch, for a time, old ladies or men as my uncle fixed them up, and after they were laid down for their final repose, I was thinking they were getting all dressed up for something. Well. They were.