So hung over

I am here though. What did I miss? Clinton president yet? JK I haven't been that far out to sea. I think the world needs pirates know more than ever so I have been in training. Lifting rum bottles, skirts, gold from the Spanish. Parts unknown was me port of call and I dropped all social media/aggregators for awhile. That is sometimes the best thing to do. But fuck the HOLIDAYS are coming up! I can't leave everyone hanging.