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Published 7 years ago by kxh with 8 Comments

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  • CrookedTale
    +5

    Can you imagine just how much fun I would have! "Hi officer!!!!!! I'm a pirate!!! Want to see pictures of me as a pirate? Do you have 3 hours? Have you accepted Black Beard as your saviour!!!!! Oh and we can listen to 70's rock while we discuss pirates!!! .... What do you mean move along? I thought we were buddies :l"

  • RoamingGnome
    +4

    "I don't have one." Lie your ass off, it's what they do. Turnabout is fair play.

    • spaceghoti
      +6

      While it's not illegal for law enforcement agents to lie to you, it is illegal for you to lie to them.

      I take pains to keep my real identity separate from my online activity. To that end, I also have a social media account that's directly linked to my real identity. If they want to see that, they're welcome to it. I refuse to volunteer more information than that.

      • Appaloosa
        +3

        typetty-type-typitty-clack...we've noted that sir. Have a good day.

        • spaceghoti
          +4

          Do you know who I am?

          No, I don't.

          Exactly. Have a good day.

      • RoamingGnome (edited 7 years ago)
        +2

        I would simply lie. I don't go by the name on my ID, so they could take my ID and search all they want for me online, they will never find it. To be clear- I've never been called by my real name from the day I was born. I was named after a relative out of respect, but my mom and dad wanted to call me a different name, so that's the name they always used and the name everybody calls me.

        In addition, while it's illegal to lie to an "official", I don't have enough respect for them or the law to care.

        • spaceghoti
          +3

          Whether or not you have respect for them or the law, if they catch you lying to them they'll make you regret it.

          • RoamingGnome (edited 7 years ago)
            +2

            That is true. I've paid the price for my, as my first grade teacher so aptly put it, "Lack of Respect for Authority". I tried to tell them then, and I will tell you now: It's not that I don't respect authority, I simply do not recognize authority. The concept, as I write it, just seems so weird that people think they have some Divine Right to tell other people what to do.

            Edit- With that said, I'm always open to suggestion and conversation.

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