Is this a joke? Please tell me this is satire.

Stanford put a gyroscope into orbit and vindicated General Relativity. But I guess Stanford is in on it too. Bastards.

"Gravity, I don't buy it,"

The world is flat "because God said so,"

"It's been called gravity because gravity supports this whole fake system," Johnson added. "Gravity is what they need to hold water to a ball."

Compelling arguments for their case.

Stupid.

What I don't get is what these people think the government gets by lying about the shape of the earth. I mean, unless you're religious maybe, but even then I don't think the bible says they go to hell if they think the earth is round.

Earth is actually a one-sheet hyperboloid. The aliens told me that both the government, scientists, and major religions are conspiring to hide that fact. Religious people think it's blasphemy, and governments and scientists don't want to have to teach Bolyai-Lobachevsky geometry in schools.

Don't believe what you hear in the media, what you read in scientific papers, and what you read in religious texts. They all want to keep you distracted arguing whether the Euclidean or Riemannian picture is right, while ignoring the shocking Lobachevskian truth.

I just read through the FAQ section of the Flat Earth Society website. Entertaining :D